a fly flew in front of my monitor, then, a few minutes later, it landed on my monitor screen. i blew it away. this happened twice more before it landed on the top edge of my monitor... then it flew right into my face. this fly had it out for me, i was going to let it live, it was like 23:40, i couldn't be bothered, but no, it repeatedly flew around, and at, me.

turned on the light and waited for the bastard to land somewhere. many minutes and several failed attempts to smack the little fucker, it landed on the wall opposite my desk. i moved the second i noticed it and crushed the nuisance.

you could have lived you little shit.