It will be a good life.

The internet is amazing so full of random things. When I retire into my van, and drive around england with my dog, talking to strangers about Jesus and sampling cheese, I will not use the internet. I will leave it in a box at the side of the road, it is where i plan on leaving HexDSL too, as an entity. He will represent my past. I will introduce myself as Dandy and ask the strangers if they would like to drink coffee with me

Clare cook coolest at night, in the rain

And night time

Cars look cooler in the rain. ☔️

Literally felt like crap from about nine last night. Feel massively dehydrated today. Despite consuming a bathtub of water. Probably not rabies but you can never be certain. Will just take more medication and stop complaining

dear apple, can please have data capable magsafe?

I hate songs which contain voice mails from people in them... i don't care if you got a voice mail from your dad, just sing wanker

delete last

i hate songs which contain voice maisl from peple in them... i dont care if you got av oice mail from your dad, just sing wanker

I just setup a shortcut to use one button to message daughter. Am genius

Finally leaving work

It has come to my attention that the number nine is fake. It’s not even a real number. It’s just six with like three extra. This is a big conspiracy. It’s totally turned my beliefs about nine upside down.

As part of my digital streamlining and simplifying, I have removed the Amazon app from all my devices. Feels like the right thing to do. The main reason I was prompted to do this was when the app basically told me off for turning off notifications

Just finished episode two of Ludwig. Fab. Just fab

I want to see Crystal maze but with Bryan Cranston as the host …. Dont know why… just think that would be dope

Watched first episode of Ludwig. <@405284910492942337> spoke highly of it. It’s fab. Basically live action professor layton and I loved it

Going to start watching ludwig this evening. Based mostly on moonpope recommendations

may just remove the desk

once I get home today I’m going to tackle the clutter of the second desk in my office. I’m sure this will be annoying as there’s loads of crap on it.

Pineapple is a salad item. Fight me.

I’m think what I’m leaving behind, figuratively speaking, it’s a testament to all the bad decisions and coping mechanisms I have had. I wonder if I was actually depressed for fifteen years and didn’t notice

Putting all my comic book boxes in the loft. Feels like the end of an era. I have felt like that a lot recently. My attitude towards things is changing and it feels permanent and freeing and correct. Over all I’m much happier with my decisions but I’m leaving a lot behind

I think i have a far healthier relationship with my phone than lots of people who write and make videos on the internet. But, i think they all probably think that so make if it what you will