okay, there was an accident.... and now an ipad air is on the way... i dont want to talk about it. no AMA

New ipad engraving ideas:

• "NCC-1701-i"
• "If you go to za'ha'dum, you will die."
• "Zathras: Not the one."
• "You do not make history. You can only hope to survive it." - G'kar
• "iThink therefore iPad"
• "I came, I saw, iPad"
• "DISPLAY MODEL ONLY - NOT FOR RETAIL"

Though, to be honest, may just not bother.

I have been drawing today. I really like drawing, i think im getting better at it too. I dont think I'll ever be an 'artist' bit if i can make things for myself, liek backdrops and video intros, then I'll be happy with that. Also...

Drawing on the 10inch ipad 10 was meh because of the air gap in the screen.

Drawing on the mini 6 is meh because the screen it so small.

The annoyingness of this is that i prefer the mini for everything other than drawing on.

The perfect ipad does not exist... Okay, im ordering a massive air in a weeks time, that maybe the perfect ipad for me.. im not spending an extra 400 for that pro screen.... Though, if i had the space cash, i totes would 😄

Played chess with pal wing last night. Chess is good, i am not good at chess. stil had a nice time

One thing led to another, and then… I accidentally slapped my balls with a toilet seat. 🚽 I am willing to answer question about this, yes. Though, I assure you the crux of the story has been recounted. And yes. It hurt 😭

I don’t know if it’s just me or not but I like a fan on when I go to sleep, not because it’s warm but to make the air feel floaty and nice

My dog is cool. Basically best dog 🐕

If void ever closes. Then it will be bad. Should be A void ded. ← see what I did there.

Mouth*

Someone at work just said “lmao” in real life. With their moth. wtf Earth 🤩

Some people at work asked me about Jesus. Which I like. Then proceeded to make the argument that he was pretending to be dead, not really dead. I realised that, while I am quite well versed and able to correct them, it was going to take long enough that they would lose interested and there was no shortcut beyond “google it” 😵‍💫

How much toast can one order without the gets on in the canteen commenting

Can’t stop playing dune imperium

Dear internet people. Stop using ai. 🤖. It’s shite.

It’s noon. Noon is time for a snack. Nooooon

Dune imperium (digital) is awesome. But i can’t imagine trying to play a physical version.

Instead of vape. You should tape. Which is like vape but you tape up your stupid needy addict mouth. 👄

I’m getting really into Dudel

Fucking adore toast actually 🍞

I just have some toast. Love toast.

Today’s interview onslaught begins.

Doing group interviews at work. Hate it. Hate it so much . I’ve seen 30 people and it’s only noon.

Played the ‘new’ doom+doom2 today. Engine implementation felt a bit ‘off’ at first. Once I got into it, it was a pretty good version. New soundtrack is good too. Overall a nice update for free. Still love DOS version the best though.

it is simply mad to me that a fully updated PUB Mobile on IpadOS is over 20GB! IT IS AN IPAD!