*unleashes quiche dragon at hex*

Will fight dragons for quiche.

A person on YouTube just said that they can “get used to anything” (in this case they were talking about an app) okay you muck bag. Will you “get used” to me spitting chilli sauce into your eyes at 1pm every other day??? Will you??? How about an hour without oxygen??

Linguistics is dead. Literally.

Elon musk says England is heading for civil war. I wonder who he thinks we will be waring with.

Will it be wales vs England or Scotland vs England.

Or more likely people who have a tv license vs those who don’t. Half of the people won’t know how well the war is going because they can’t watch the bbc news.

I assume the weapons of choice will be rolled up news papers and slippers. And we will break each day for tea. 🫖

Update on being a desk. After some thought I have reconsidered. I would be a mid range Argos desk. But one from the eighties.

Still rather fancy getting an Evercade. Really I should just play my Switch more rather than drooling over other systems 👾🛸👽

dogs successfully had nails filed and had baths 😌

When discussing what kind of inanimate object I would be, I settled on being an antique desk. While initially funny, I’m not sure I am happy with being an antique desk.

lol. the front fell off

No more dreams about ‘piss-blood’. Sadly.

Looks like they listened to me. You are welcome Tamworth.

dear tamworth rioting people. please stop. i am not impressed with this evening activities.

I see @moonpope having mixing desk concerns. - today at church I was on mixing desk also (different church) and was wrapped up in an argument about the book of Jonah with the woman sitting next to me behind the desk.

We looked up to see that everyone was looking at me, waiting for the audio to be turned up as i loudly said 'The fish ate him!' - Not my finest moment!

Let’s hope the mixing desk behaves itself this week. Sometimes more sensitive to feedback. Never worked out why.

Played some no man's sky last night, I can now summon a mech basically anywhere.

It was a good time, though I have burned through a lot of my money, which I very much forgot how I made in the first place 🤔

ui is my arch nemesis

Hummmmm avatars gone. Can’t believe I have only just noticed

Praise the void master, for he is wise

I’ll rebuild logo with higher res and border when I get home. Maybe do a pixel version. Will see what voidmaster thinks later

Oh my gosh. Void looks exceptional today.

In the middle of the night, I had an idea for a Villain for one of my books. I don’t remember much but it was good. Anyway, I wrote it down when I woke up. This morning, checking my notes, there was just a stick figure with the words “piss blood” 🩸 - my disappointment in my own brain has never taken the form of a stick man before.

Morning dog walk was very quiet today. Not sure whether to garden or cycle this afternoon. Sitting playing NMS sounds good while I decide🚀 Maybe for a little while.

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There has been a dog barking on my street for hours now. I know people gotta go out and stuff but damn, like... hours... maybe don't leave your dog for hours.